WEDDING IN 3 DAYS. CAN'T TALK.
Looking for an Assistant for the last 3 days. Must haves:
- The ability to smile and not comment on anything that I say, unless I ask for a comment
- To run around after my 'soon to be husband' and put his coat away where it belongs, so that it isn't left on the couch, the chair, the bathroom door knob, the kitchen counter...
- To not forget anything
- To write my lists for me and then do everything on them
- To help me lose 20 lbs in 3 days
- To not laugh at me when I ask them to help me lose 20 lbs in 3 days
If you know of such a person - please have them apply.
I am having 25 (or so) people in for dinner tomorrow night. Neat.
On the menu:
Treats for dessert
Alright friends - not sure when, where or if I will have a chance to write again before my big day - but I really want to. So am going to add that to my list for my new Assistant.